No honestly, I am! Just for you, Walker Books Proudly Presents...
THERE ARE CATS IN THIS BOOK!
Warning: may contain fish.
Thanks to everyone who helped make this.
And yeah, you can buy your very own copy made out of real paper which you can then play with any time you like, even when there's a power cut - and if you do, you can even go back to the wool!
Oh, and if you need a soundtrack for YOUR picture book, go and ask Matthew Robins at www.sadlucy.com