I should be at a party, but inexplicably I am feeling sort of ill... so instead I am taking part in the Garen Ewing Moustache Competition, and then I'll have a hot soup and go to bed.
Here is my Moustache Effort, on a portrait drawn by Sarah McIntyre especially for facial hair enhancement purposes..
It's a bit small, but as far as miniature dog snorting goes I'd call it a fine catch.
Garen impressively draws Rainbow Orchid, and everything else is explained here, and other people's glorious styles can be found on Sarah's blog.
*shuffles off to locate soup*